Our three 4th classes went to the hall this afternoon for a maths quiz hosted by Ms Crehan. They had a great afternoon solving lots of problems.

Maths Jokes

Q: How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation? 
A: By completing the scare.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? 
He’d stop at nothing to avoid them

I ordered a takeaway from the local Chinese last night. I ordered a 23, a 13, a 31 and a 79.
I had to take them back. They tasted odd.

Q: What does the zero say to the eight? 
A: Nice belt!

Q: Why wont Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? 
A: It’s too cubed.

Surgeon: Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first? 
Nurse: Simple. Use the order of operations.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Q: Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle? 
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!